Food Monstrosity - Strong Stomachs Only!

I'm even a little ashamed of this one, and since I've been pregnant I've made some weird concoctions... like when I went through the 'egg goes with EVERYTHING' stage a few months ago.

This is a little like that.
Strong stomachs only please, because this wasn't pretty.. but it tasted wonderful. I'm sure it has lots of stuff I was craving, which is the only reason it tasted good at all to me ;)

In a blender:
Extra-virgin olive oil (1.5 tbsp) and white wine vinegar (<1 tbsp)
pinch of sugar, pinch of salt
a little mayonnaise, but not much because we didn't have the 'real stuff'
A large handful of black olives.
two large slices of fresh tomato
a cooked egg
a liberal dose of hot curry powder, and another dose of paprika

Then I blended it up - and it looked like someone fermented caviar in french dressing... but still, one small taste and I was piling it up on two pieces of bread and eating the whole thing...

There's still a little left though. I've told Mark to beware the little teacup with the aluminum foil covering ;) I think it'll go well smeared over some fish later.
The only defense I have is pregnancy. Nutrient-seeking? Fat seeking?