Choose your own color of one of these handmade toys!
I'm holding a contest. The winner gets a free custom (choose your color) KnitOwl Slug, Alien Monster Doll, Zebra or Baby Doll.
In the movie 'Throw Momma from the Train' the main character is always typing 'The Night was...' and trying to fill in the last part of the sentence. The last time Mark and I watched this movie for some reason it struck me... 'The Night was PINK.. pink I tell you, and full of zombies!'
And thus... this was born.
and full of zombies!
HOW TO ENTER: Please fill in the last part of the sentence 'The Night was _____.' I will try to illustrate the best ones for a 'zine'. Whichever comment makes Mark laugh the hardest will be the winner, so be funny! To qualify it must be one sentence (but I'm no grammar Nazi so it can be a run-on *grin*) that starts with the words 'The Night was'. Also, please keep it fairly 'clean' ;)
The contest will run on until May 15th and you can enter as many qualifying sentences as you like. Try not to repeat and Good Luck! Tell your friends to come put in an entry too please!
14 comments:
How fun! How about this...
The night was heavy with innuendo and suspicion, or maybe it was just the three meat and cheese lasagna.
The night was crabby and out of sorts - it had been a bad day.
The night was charged an overdraft fee of $35 by the bank.
From my daughter:
The night was inky and squashy and you grew candles out of your ears if you went into the inky squashy night.
The night was warm but stale, like an old fart caught in the adult diaper of a geriatric nursing home patient.
Oh this is too much fun... :)
The night was dark but full of light at the same time, you know, because of all of the stars shining and don't forget the moon because the moon is brighter than all of the stars put together, that is, if you could put all of the stars together.
The night was pleading with the sun to wait, and asking for a thicker blanket of stars.
The night was having a migraine.
The night was bright as a summer's day as the light from the spaceships shone down upon the land.
The night was gonna be long ... since there were too many obnoxious people in the bar and not nearly enough jack daniels to make them tolerable.
The night was unsatisfying, though she'd never confess it to James, seeing as how sensitive he could be about things, especially these sorts of things; but it didn't stop her fingers from straying into his lap and seeking out just a bit more, the salty taste still on her lips. She loved popcorn.
The night was wet with humidity, oh crap...that's not humidity...who left the water running upstairs in the tub!
Okay, I was sure if you wanted a color or just a sentence or if it should ryhme or what, but here goes.
The night was spring green, and full of drag queens all dressed in laces with paint on their faces.
I'll try to think of something better.
The night was scrabbling and chasing after a clutch of tiny kittens who had escaped from their basket :)
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